Creature Cocks Majestic Merman Dildo

Honestly, the only merman we're familiar with is King Titan from The Little Mermaid - but in retrospect, he was pretty good-looking for a fictional cartoon character. Anyway! The rainbow Majestic Merman is here to conquer your or their sexual frustration; no shady deals with a sea witch required.

In terms of shape, let's just say that you'd only find it under the sea! The Merman's tip is smoothly tapered for comfy penetration and subtly angled toward your or their inner hot spots. Below, the shaft swells out into thick curves covered in unique ridges, swirls, and suckers.

When playtime gets going, you can hold it, have a partner do the honors, or play hands-free - that hefty base we mention is a sturdy suction cup. Stick it to windows, walls, countertops, or the floor for a hands-free ride.

In pure, hypoallergenic silicone, the Majestic Merman is body-safe and easy to clean and care for. Wash it with soapy water or a favorite toy care fluid/foam before and after. Feel free to use any water-based lube you love with your Creature Cock, but please keep it away from silicone-based lubes and other silicone toys/products.