True story: black roses don't exist in nature. The closest rose color (shade, whatever) to black is actually a very dark red. That sounds pretty nice actually, but not quite as nice as the Fifty Shades Of Grey Hearts & Flowers Rose Vibe. It might not be particularly at home in a garden or a flower arrangement, but it'll be very at home in your sex toy collection.

Looking very much like it's namesake, the Rose features lots of easy-to-maneuver curviness and a lightweight design that's comfortable in your hand - or your partner's. Inside a widespread, petal-bedecked tip, a circular opening pinpoints even the smallest outer sweet spots, from clitoris to nipples and far beyond. Once it's in position, you'll be able to power up six speeds and four patterns of pulsing, sucking, teasing Pleasure Air pressure with one simple power/function button.

In jet black silicone, the Hearts & Flowers Rose Vibe is hypoallergenic, non-reactive and safe for sensitive skin. It's also extra easy to clean with warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. This vibe can be used with any water-based lube you love, but please keep it away from silicone based lubes and other silicone toys/products. USB rechargeable, cord included. Waterproof.